Anger Management?

I was out walking with a beautiful Blond the other night, when a group of teenagers passed us on the other side of the street. Average age about 17. One of them threw a lighted cigarette at my gorgeous female companion. I so wanted to beat the shit out of him, so bad I could taste it. I would add that I am not a violent man, indeed I know how to be a coward should the need arise out of wisdom. But .... in this case I'd had enough, heads were going to roll, all four of the little bastards if need be. To cut a long story short, she managed to talk me out of it. The words that calmed me down were these; "Honey, the law doesn't support you, they'll arrest you for assault." Damn, she was right .... and how wrong is that?

I gave them the best "eyeball" I could muster and we moved on, their childish laughter echoing in our ears ........

What happened to standards?

What happened to our rights?

What happened to the law?

You know, I'd still like to teach those little shits some manners. Maybe I need anger management lessons? Perhaps I don't see the funny side of it?

Right ...... all I can say to that is this, if I catch that little shit one dark and secluded night, I will leave him in a world of pain.

Hows that for anger management?

Jag. (Grinning between gritted teeth)