"phone sex" doesn't exist

to have sex...over the phone?!?!

you can't have sex just from hearing someone on the other end of the phone...unless of course you're calling her to hook up

phone 'porn' perhaps, and even if they do pick up, it's pretty much just an audio version of 'jerk off encouragement'

and furthermore, i couldn't get off to a voice alone

it doesn't matter anyway because anytime i have tried to ring a number, i get a message saying the number has been blacklisted

but for the most part, phone 'sex' is impossible